Ever the optimist, in a despairing, hopeless kind of way. A serious case of arrested development.
Avid viewer of quiz and panel shows, maker of half-hearted attempts at life.
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"My name's Rene, and not like a girl, like a French guy."
New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.