June 2013
will graham is babysitting
he walks into the living room and sees an enormous mess
how did the children do this
he retraces the childrens steps
i tie the scarf to the cats tail
the cat knocks over the lamp
the lamp spills the goldfish
this is my design
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
- Stephen Fry: Pound for pound, the honey badger is the world’s most fearsome land mammal. Because it’s so aggressive, and it has such big claws compared to its body size.
- Sean Lock: So why aren’t they in charge, then? Why are we in charge, and not them?
- Stephen Fry: Because we temper our aggression sometimes with altruism, with knowledge, with cognitive faculties….
- Sean Lock: No Stephen, it’s bombs.
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
Listen
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
this is beautiful
actually one of my favourite posts ever
