cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

image



tags: #why #fairly oddparents
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dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin





tags: #john finnemore #twitter
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(Source: claraooswald)




Genius. He’s a genius. The genius. The most human human there’s ever been. 

(Source: billieviper)




koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”



tags: #...
1 day ago with 18,638 notes
reblogged: toweroflondon | posted: koobaxion

lerchesondre:

BADDEST LAW



tags: #music #video #sondre lerche #bad law
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reblogged: lerchesondre | posted: lerchesondre

britishdetectives:

Dr. Laura, putting Detective Inspectors in their place for nearly twenty years.



tags: #lewis #james hathaway #laura hobson
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reblogged: silenticyriver | posted: britishdetectives

"Guildenstern: It’s autumnal.
Rosencrantz (examining the ground): No leaves.
Guildenstern: Autumnal - nothing to do with leaves. It is to do with a certain brownness at the edges of the day… Brown is creeping up on us, take my word for it… Russets and tangerine shades of old gold flushing the very outside edge of the senses… deep shining ochres, burnt umber and parchments of baked earth — reflecting on itself and through itself, filtering the light. At such times, perhaps, coincidentally, the leaves might fall, somewhere, by repute. Yesterday was blue, like smoke."

— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (via elucipher)

(Source: ablogwithaview)





Alphabet from Harry Potter’s bedroom in Godric’s Hollow [ x ]

Alphabet from Harry Potter’s bedroom in Godric’s Hollow [ x ]



tags: #harry potter
3 days ago with 20,219 notes
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laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall



tags: #place a bomb and stand back
3 days ago with 187,657 notes
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barbarismbeginsatholmes:

First sketches for a comic i’m starting. The Great British Detect Off. Jane and Gene judge the best of British Detecting (my opinion!). These are the last four standing  (Others knocked out at an earlier stage…Chandler, Frost, Barnaby, Luther,  Lewis (both Robbie and Janine). Poirot didn’t qualify (not British enough, and Rosemary and Thyme were laughed out of the studio). Keep tuned for further sketches and pages. 

barbarismbeginsatholmes:

First sketches for a comic i’m starting. The Great British Detect Off. Jane and Gene judge the best of British Detecting (my opinion!). These are the last four standing  (Others knocked out at an earlier stage…Chandler, Frost, Barnaby, Luther,  Lewis (both Robbie and Janine). Poirot didn’t qualify (not British enough, and Rosemary and Thyme were laughed out of the studio). Keep tuned for further sketches and pages. 




grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave




5 days ago with 64,092 notes
reblogged: doctorjohnlock | posted: grinderman2

okimi79:

oh…

okimi79:

oh…



tags: #the league of gentlemen
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reblogged: justicemuffins | posted: okimi79



tags: #photography #fall #leaves
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